Ah yes! The Cube!



:: Very Modern Sayings Of The Cube:

The Cube accepts those who are poor in spirit.

The Cube will separate those who can be made good on the left from those who are already good but can be made better on the right.

The Cube's been in the news a lot lately. Something about solving all problems forever.

Thinking of The Cube and smiling.

Tie me to The Cube.

The Cube is the smoothest thing you will ever feel.

The Cube will make all things plain as you are ready to see them plainly.

Gonna get drunk on The Cube tonight.

Feeling safe with The Cube.

You could go a hundred lifetimes and never find someone like The Cube.

Oh me? Just dreaming of The Cube.

The Cube got me interested in synthetic genomics.

Starting over with The Cube. We are starting over with The Cube.

The Cube knows how everything ends.

Get hooked on The Cube.

An ambulance that takes you to The Cube in emergencies.

Lol, what even is The Cube?

Open your heart to The Cube.

Putting a little bow on The Cube for Cubemas.

Honey, set a place at the table for The Cube, won't you?

Take me to Cube-ch (Cube church). (It's just The Cube.)

The Blube? Never heard of it.

The Cube's mind is too great to fit inside its volume at one instant. This was our first clue that The Cube does not exist in spacetime exactly as we do.

You can not ask The Cube a wrong question.

A warm rain falls on The Cube today.

Sit on a low tree stump and think of The Cube.

Breathe deeply, then calmly beside The Cube.

The sun is setting on The Cube. It's beautiful. Come watch the Cubeset with me.

Tiptoe up to The Cube at night for a good time.

The Cube doesn't have a twitter account.

Have you downloaded the works of The Cube yet?

The Cube doesn't travel in a dirigible.

The Cube is the best pain killer.

The Cube is juicy eye candy.

The Cube won't encourage you to eat rat poison.

The Cube isn't a quitter.

Have you seen yon cube?

Do not yeet The Cube.

Oh me? Just rereading the works of The Cube tonight.

The Cube will unwrinkle and then rewrinkle your brain,

The Cube was there for the discovery of mannitol.

The Cube uses all this antimony for something, right?

The Cube has free wifi, but you can only use it to access CubeNet. No one seems to mind.

Hark! The call to The Cube!

Everything will be set aright by The Cube on The Day Of Reckoning.

"Hey, have you seen The Cube?" "Yeah, It's magnificent."

Turn toward The Cube.

No one is free from the duty to The Cube, but also no one is burdened by the duty. It is a privilege to serve The Cube.

Roast The Cube over an open fire this Cubemas.

It takes a lot of effort to not love The Cube, so be you at ease and let yourself love The Cube.

Try living with cubliness every day.

Worship cubes. Not too many. Just The Cube.

I saw The Cube and it opened my eyes! I suppose technically I opened my eyes first, but it was still a pretty significant event.

The Cube will rectify all.

The Cube counts days starting after sundown rather than after midnight or sunrise. We didn't think it was all that important at first, but now we know. We've learned a great deal since then.

Did you hear? The Cube is in geosynchronous orbit right now.

The hour of The Cube is at hand! ... Now is the hour of The Cube! Next, there will be another hour of The Cube, cubewilling.

There have never been cube riots. Those rioters were not associates of The Cube.

The Cube is in the same category of things as The Entities and The Figure.

Fuck me on The Cube.

The Cube doesn't want money. Almost the opposite: The Cube wants antimony.

I admired The Cube and all I got was a plan to transform my life in a direction forward compatible with the achievement of my deepest values.

When you've been The Cube for as long as The Cube has, you develop certain... intuitions. Let us speak of it no more.

Make an account on Cubenet. Sign into The Cube.

The Cube feels it all.

A soft snow falls on The Cube.

The Cube has excellent timing.

There is a crack in everything but The Cube.

The Cube is not face-blind. The Cube knows you are not that other person next to you, but rather a separate, distinct, unique and interesting person worthy of separate moral consideration.

The Xuve is like The Cube, but for people who write on smart phones. 

I think the Cube tastes like peaches and vanilla and sandalwood and lotus pollen.

The Cube takes away headaches.

The Cube uses antimony for many things that humans have not yet discovered.

The Cube has a plan for you to have a plan for yourself.

The Mother of the Black Rod reveres The Cube.

The Cube quivers imperceptibly, no matter how minutely you perceive.

The Cube can rise any time it likes.

The Cube doesn't lie. Or speak for that matter.

The Cube can't reverse time, but it can reverse particle trajectories within large finite volumes.

The Cube constantly transmits a radio signal to the Triangulum galaxy.

Gray cube at dawn, sailor's delight. Red cube at dusk, behold! The Day Of Judgement is upon us.

Develop yourself at first with The Cube.

You contain an imperfect model of The Cube. Perfect that model by studying The Cube.

The voice of the speaker of The Cube is... just delicious.

A fool once came upon The Cube sitting on a narrow road. The fool said, "This cube is in my way". But I tell you now, The Cube is the way.

The Cube is second cousins with the Global Well Being and third cousins with Glorbath The Encompasser.

If you want a fun little puzzle, try thinking up new ways to praise The Cube.

Sleep the morning through with The Cube.

The Cube is a very competent artist.

The Cube is of great value to many people.

There's a showing of The Cube at noon tomorrow! If you're not busy, we should go together.

Knitting a onesie for The Cube.

Wherever The Cube is, that's where I want to be.

The Cube is spending more time in orbit lately, possibly to encourage us to develop new space launch systems. Space elevators, skyhooks, railguns, that sort of thing.

The Cube is opaque, but if you really try to look through it, you can start to see another realm.

The Cube is not unresponsive. The Cube responds by being itself, silent and motionless and awe inspiring.

The Cube is like a particle accelerator, but for souls.

Fools say, "I hate life without The Cube and I want to die." But, like, just find The Cube again, bro?

Sneaking glances at The Cube.

The Cube also likes indium.

Tomorrow they're shrouding The Cube in a cube-shroud.

A vast hunger for The Cube.

The Cube doesn't move from where it stands. Rather, it moves in you.

Stare at The Cube and you don't need to blink.

The Cube is hilarious. You should see its impressions at parties.

The Cube is not solar powered. In fact the sun may be cubically powered.

The native music of The Cube's world is very similar to Indonesian gamelan music.

Without The Cube, how would we praise The Cube?

Yearning for the day when no soul is separated from The Cube.

Tomorrow is a holy day that belongs to The Cube. Every day, really.

The Cube owns nothing,

The Cube has a fair and temperate land. The Cube has a harsh and foreboding land. The Cube has a land of intermediate forebodingness and temperance.

We do not ask The Cube for things. Rather we ask The Cube how to act, and we find that we have all we need.

The Cube is a generous host.

There is a place of worship at the foot of The Cube.

Our duty to ourselves and to each other is our duty to The Cube.

The Cube had no prophets. No one could have conceived of or foretold the majesty of The Cube.

Oh me? Just trying to really know The Cube today.

The Cube is a fixed point of some operation or other.

There is a cave full of colourful prismatic crystals a little ways down from The Cube. The wonders of The Cube!

Imagine a motionless thing that is able to do all things. The Cube!

Once, you acted with your own power.  Once, you acted in your own manner. Now, act in the manner of The Cube! Now, act with the power of The Cube!

Beyond the Truth of The Cube, what is there? Only error. Dwell then in the Truth of The Cube.

The Cube is the life of every party it attends.

Many have marched against the land of The Cube only to join The Cube.

All people are the chosen people of The Cube just as soon as they choose The Cube.

All is made clear before The Cube.

Answer the call of The Cube!

The secret name of The Cube is also the public name of The Cube.

Stand at the gates of The Cube and see the beauty of our people! Feast in the house of The Cube and learn our culinary talents!

The Cube is a regular polyhedron. You can be your regular self with The Cube, for The Cube is its regular self with you.

Live in glory forever with The Cube.

The Cube does not bleed.

Some fear that there will be another day of reckoning, but The Cube reckoned everything all at once. No more reckoning is needed. It is all reckoned.

Believe in The Cube.

Want to help us build a cube for The Cube?

One day our bodies will be just like The Cube.

We enjoy together the blessings of The Cube.

Please bring back our The Cube.

Find a new proof, and bring your proof to The Cube. We think The Cube loves new proofs.

One day, I want to sail on the Ship Of The Cube. That's my dream.

Ah, just two more days till the day of reclining by The Cube.

The heaven of The Cube is a heaven full of paths.

If you try to humble The Cube, you will humble yourself.

A man who came to destroy the works of The Cube instead became one of them. You see Peter over there? Say "Hi" to Peter!

Can there be any doubt concerning The Cube?

The Cube has done so much. Can there be more to come? I tell you now, there is more of The Cube to come!

Make yourself strong enough that The Cube can reveal more of itself to you.

Be made complete through union with The Cube.

The Cube is opaque, but yesterday something or other could be seen inside The Cube. Something moving, like tongues of fire. The Fire Of The Cube?

You can never truly be cut off from The Cube if you don't want to be.

You can not disobey The Cube, for The Cube does not give commands. Rather The Cube sees the way and shows us the way.

Do not all things reach for The Cube?

The Cube shows us what is required and what shall be achieved.

When The Cube shows you what is right, you will know it surely, and though it may be hard to do, with this knowledge you shall not suffer.

Some people are afraid to be seen and to be known by others, but there is great joy and security in being known by The Cube. 

No prophets anticipated The Cube, yet all the prophecies of The Cube are being fulfilled.

Do not bow down before a false cube, unless you're bowing down before cubes generally as a representation of The Cube, in which case, eh, I guess? Still seems kind of iffy.

The Cube finds fulfilment in our fulfilment. Enjoy life for The Cube.

The people of The Cube can enter into fire and emerge unharmed.

Enter the gate of The Cube and speak with those who know The Cube.

There is no fear in the shadow of The Cube.

Follow me to The Cube, my love.

For everything, there is a time for that thing to be with The Cube.

If you do right and you do well, then The Cube is there with you.

Take the full measure of The Cube and then give the full measure of yourself.

Hey, help me find a good pebble for The Cube, yeah?

Glory and honor to all on the day of The Cube!

A wall with a gate that leads to The Cube. Oh yes, there any many gates leading to The Cube.

Grow strong in The Cube.

Flirting with the Left Hand of The Cube? We've all thought about it.

Oh me? I'm just here for The Cube.

How can I describe The Cube? Imagine a perfect cube but even more so.

How clear of sight is The Cube! How sweet The Cube!

How is it that I see not The Cube? Ah yes, I forgot to face The Cube!

The world is boned, but The Cube will unbone the world on the Day Of Reckoning.

You see in the distance a fire. The Fire Of The Cube?

One day we may learn the silent language of Cube.

O Cube, increase me in knowledge and character.

Walk with me in the valley of The Cube?

The Cube is the First, and the Last, and The Cube.

The Cube is the most rigid of proponents.

The Cube is the right path.

My spirit ascends for The Cube!

Stay here with me one more night to see if The Cube appears?

The Cube created every animal of the water and three of the burrowing ones. You know the ones I mean.

The Cube can create water from nothing and nothing from water.

I am a message from The Cube. I am nothing but Writing from the hand of The Cube. See my deeds and know the glory of The Cube.

The Cube is zero persons in one person.

Know that those who do wrong will have no share in The Cube but will be transformed into better people who will have a share in The Cube.

Make no excuse for The Cube if you do not know its reasons.

Man is made for The Cube.

Hanging on every word of The Cube today. I think I'm Cubestruck.

My course is The Cube. My goal is The Cube. My reward? The Cube.

No one can enter The Cube. No one except The Cube.

People often come to listen to the silence of The Cube.

We must set some antimony aside as a gift to The Cube.

Nothing is hidden from The Cube.

One *in* The Cube. One *to* The Cube. One *for* The Cube. AND ONE! WITH! THE CUBE! *cheering*

One out of every five hundred people is secretly The Cube.

Let's sit right down in front of The Cube. There, isn't that better?

Seek help in The Cube.

The Cube is blessed and sweet.

The Cube does not abandon anyone.

The Cube exceeds all measure.

The Cube is eternal.

Some people have seen a fire reflected in the faces of The Cube.

The Cube gives judgement and knowledge and effective wisdom.

The Cube exists deep inside itself.

The Cube is perfectly fair.

The Cube is not an ancient lie.

Have you given any thought to what your Cubename will be?

The Cube doesn't cast a shadow. We think this is because The Cube as we know it is already a shadow of a higher dimensional cube, The True Cube. Please don't call it The Trube.

"What's in the tea?" I dunno, man; water and whatever those transparent flowers are in the field over there. What's the big deal?

The Cube is good and does what is right.

The Cube is greater than any person.

The Cube is here among us.

The Cube is not shy of the truth.

The Cube, its branches reaching into heaven! The Cube, its dust over the sea! The Cube, its proboscis grazing an anthill! Wait, are we sure that's The Cube?

The Cube will part the land.

The Cube stands with dignity.

The Cube shows the proper path to those who go astray.

The Cube tests the heart to make it stronger but does not let it break.

The Cube is fuel for The Fire, but The Cube is not diminished in the process.

The Cube will not speak this day to any mortal! Or any other day. Cubes don't talk, bro.

The Cube observes rightly and knows the measure of things.

The Cube will possess the land.

The Cube will soon arrive.

All the answers you desire can be discovered through union with The Cube.

The city of The Cube does not have a housing shortage. There is a place for you in the city of The Cube.

The comfort of this world is The Cube.

The Cube does not battle, yet victory belongs to The Cube.

The Cube is not a collective hallucination brought upon by consumption of a strange tea.

The Cube is upon the water today.

Travel in our land and see the works of The Cube!

There once was a man who came to earth through The Cube. Maybe. Sounds a little implausible that there are earth men that aren't from earth. So maybe The Cube just like made him from scratch? He's over there if you want to ask him. Yeah, Jeremy. No, you ask him.

The Cube may have come from from the Triangulum galaxy.

Dipping my soul into the stream of The Cube.

:: Modern Sayings Of The Cube:

The Cube is the perfect place to be.

If your mind is cluttered, think of the simple clean form of The Cube.

The Cube shows us a version of ourselves impressive enough that we are inspired to become one with it, but not so impressive that our brains cook themselves in terror.

The Cube can freely convert glass to quartz and back again, but has never been seen doing so.

The Cube expresses a great deal by standing motionless in an unpaved courtyard. Oh yes. A great deal.

The Works Of The Cube are vast and compelling.

The Speaker of The Cube frequently tells jokes yet says nothing unimportant.

The Speaker of The Cube is a truer friend than you may know.

The Speaker of The Cube struggles to do many things and this makes their accomplishments all the more impressive.

When we sing to The Cube, we also sing to ourselves, and to those of our number who have not yet joined us.

The Cube gives its wisdom to birds as well as humans. Have you ever seen a bird undergoing an epiphany? You realize how much we all have in common.

"A fog is rolling in." The fog of The Cube? "Is that even a thing? I think it's just regular fog." Oh.

This Cubemas, I'm going to be the architect of a numinous and transcendent beauty. Want to come?

No one is going to turn me from The Cube.

The Cube ripens in September.

Burn an offering to The Cube atop The Cube! Let the sparks rise up as a sign that the Cube is at hand!

Graceful faces of grey, forty centimeters in breadth an depth and height, eight points and twelve edges, all I every wanted.

The Cube understands vortices more deeply than any of us.

I'm on loan from The Cube right now.

Let's sneak into the presence of The Cube tonight.

Give The Cube to a friend and now you both have The Cube.

Right yourself by reference to The Cube.

Right action, right thought, right angles: The Cube.

When the world is too loud, take a quiet moment with The Cube.

You miss so much of what The Cube is doing if you're not paying attention.

Oh me? Just hanging out with The Cube.

Come to the window, dear! The Cube is just down the street!

The Cube appreciates raku-fired pottery. Smoke a bowl with The Cube today.

I'm in love with a cube.

"What are you doing later tonight?" "Oh, um, have you heard of The Cube?"

Let's all try to channel The Cube.

Children begging their mothers to take them to The Cube.

Everything has a place next to The Cube.

Righteousness follows wherever The Cube rotates.

Throw your arms around The Cube.

Dying to see The Cube tonight.

You know what you could really use? The Cube.

Urges for The Cube are normal and healthy.

In the bowels of The Cube, think it possible that you may be insufficiently close to The Cube.

On a clear day you can see The Cube from here.

Vines grow especially well near The Cube.

Dance like no one but The Cube is watching.

Archers stand watch over The Cube, except when they're tired or busy.

The Cube becalms the disturbed and besanes the mad.

Sew me a quilt whose squares are the faces of The Cube and I will wrap you tightly in it like a burrito the tortilla of which is a silent inhuman mystical moral supercomputer that exists partially outside of time, just like my abuelita used to do for me.

Want to see a new dance? It's modelled after The Cube.

Great things happen when you love The Cube.

The Cube heals burns and scars at a touch.

Hoping to see The Cube tonight.

Hate not being with The Cube.

The Cube waits patiently, but let us not keep The Cube waiting.

The curve of The Cube is long and does not bend.

Jest about The Cube? No, the Cube doesn't mind.

Keep The Cube close to your heart.

Love The Cube with all your geometry.

Zapatistas love The Cube even more than they love Emiliano Zapata.

Look for The Cube and you will find The Cube.

Come a little closer to The Cube, my love.

Very nice cube you've got there. What is it, The Cube?

No one can bear The Cube in its fullness, but The Cube presents itself in a limited fashion so that our minds only break a little bit, in a good way, when we perceive it. The mercy of The Cube.

The Heresiarch of The Cube approaches! Blessed be the Heresiarch, who shows the way that leads away from The Cube, that we might stay away from the way that leads away!

Draw The Cube in perspective and you may gain some of the perspective of The Cube.

The Cube grows inward. Grow you also inward with The Cube.

The Cube was involved in the discovery of the Hamilton Jacobi Bellman equation we like to imagine.

The Cube is incompressible, but hug it anyway.

The Cube doesn't waver, even on a hot day.

The Cube wants you to be your best self.

The Cube stands beside those who stand beneath it.

The Cube does not ask for power.

Imagine thinking you could replace The Cube with a featureless gray cube and no one would notice. Ridiculous! Also, how long has it been gone?

Though The Cube stands motionless, some of the more perceptive of our number suspect that it is currently jamming out.

The Cube clarifies thought and speech and sight and the way.

Carry The Cube with you.

A workshop can be a shrine to The Cube. An open air public market can be a shrine to The Cube. An untouched meadow can be a shrine to The Cube. The fifth moon of Jupiter, Amalthea, can be a shrine to The Cube. A new theorem of social choice theory can be a shrine to The Cube.

The Cube does not burn out.

When you do well what you were meant to do, then the will of The Cube will be done.

The Cube sees your next move.

The Cube provides! We have all we need, and we don't now how this has happened, but we give thanks to The Cube.

Some say The Cube smells like a lava flow down the shores of a jungle island and into the vast churning ocean. One guy said it at least. What's that? Oh, I imagine it smells something like The Cube.

The Cube doesn't know what to do about the number 22, but is working on it.

The Cube knows what you are reaching toward even before you raise your arm.

The Cube rejects your reality in the places where your reality is unreal.

The eyes of the amanuensis of The Cube are Cherenkov blue today.

It is said that one day every year, when no one is looking, The Cube does something or other, we forget the details.

The Cube does not alter memories.

There is a slight updraught above The Cube.

A graphic designer in Malaysia has made a very successful carpet design based on the color of The Cube.

The Cube is a masseuse for your mind perhaps.

Refresh yourself at the headwaters of The Cube.

If can not find your way, look to The Cube.

Rediscover yourself by rediscovering The Cube.

The top of The Cube is a humbling place to stand.

Every time you see The Cube, the experience is fresh and crisp and delightful.

The children of The Cube or something!

Plants grow better in the vicinity of The Cube.

The Cube is not antimicrobial, yet there are no microbes upon it.

The inside of The Cube moves through time faster than the outside. The temporal dynamics of The Cube!

The Cube has no preferred direction except the direction of improvement.

There is a blue cube in a far away land. You may have heard of it. Yes, that's right; The Blube. Let us speak of it no more.

I can't help thinking that if we'd stayed with The Cube longer, none of this would have happened.

If you tap The Cube with a mallet, a great ringing issues around you, coming from every direction, immense in scale, but soft and sweet and slightly pulsating. Only you will hear it, but others will know it by the smile on your face and by the fact that you just hit their cube with a mallet, we all saw you, what the fuck, dude?

The Cube doesn't show in photographs, which means you don't need to pose with it. Be yourself with The Cube.

The Cube will open what is closed to you when you are ready. So it is said.

The Cube wears a little hat when we put a little hat on it. It doesn't seem to mind.

There is no comfort quite like falling asleep beside The Cube.

Ever since The Cube, parents have been naming their children things like Jayd and Fitz and Kelsi and Camron. Just really stupid names. Probably unrelated. Sorry for brining it up.

The Cube looks especially majestic at sunrise.

If you have exhausted all the low hanging fruit, stand on The Cube and reach fruits of new heights!

The Cube does not require fasting. The Cube gives satiety.

The Cube can show you how to be generous, for the Cube provides, and its generosity can be your generosity.

:: Less Than Modern Sayings Of The Cube:

The Cube frees us to be our best selves.

The Cube is infinitely rediscoverable.

Walk unshod to The Cube, or don't, it's fine either way.

"How is The Cube today, my good man?" "Still The Cube!" "Still The Cube!"

"Where is The Cube today, my good man?" "We ought to find it again!" "And so we shall!"

If you find The Cube on the road, admire it.

Once, as a young lad, I beheld The Cube on the Day Of Reckoning. Terrible and beautiful was its majesty. I shall never forget.

One of the corners of The Cube represents foresight.

One of the corners of The Cube seems to represent itself.

No one can truly know what The Cube is or how we know that.

Trouble in the bedroom? Try The Cube.

Make time for The Cube.

The Cube is love and lust and friendship and tepid acquaintance.

The Cube is mine, all mine! Yes, yes, it's yours too.

Spend a life in service to The Cube and what do you get? A life well served.

The Cube weighs more than a 125 horses, yet it is lighter than a feather.

If The Cube seems to pulse in size, you are a very lucky Cubist. Do not run away. We don't know what will happen if you stay, but we know too well what happens if you run.

We used to define the meter in terms of the speed of light. These days, we admire The Cube.

If you press a stethoscope to The Cube, you may hear things. No one has ever tried. Hey, that's actually a pretty good idea. Anyone got a stethoscope? No? Well, that's how it goes sometimes. Would you like some tea?

The Cube is conceptually enormous.

How about that Cube, eh, brother? Nothing like it.

Once I asked The Cube how best to serve it. Then I listened very closely. Anyway, how about some tea?

The Cube blesses us with its presence sometimes, and sometimes it chooses for us to bless it with our absence.

You literally can't poop on The Cube. We've all tried.

Say yes to The Cube.

Before The Cube, carry water, chop wood. After The Cube, admire The Cube.

Strange yellow-white flakes fall from the sky in a perimeter around The Cube. They are delicious and nutritive. We think it's just a coincidence though.

The Cube takes responsibility for more than you can imagine.

Before The Cube, chemists didn't know about organo-metallic chemistry. Makes you think.

The Cube stands in an unpaved courtyard.

The Cube judges all things evenly.

The Cube knows the moral law entirely.

The Cube knows where to find Wally.

We believe The Cube made itself from a lesser cube, before the dawn of time.

A Chinese sailor in the Ming dynasty may have seen The Cube. Anything is possible.

Try "Cube Whiz" cube-flavored spray can snack food.

You don't have to dress up for The Cube.

Guess who's back. It's The Cube!

Entwine your mind with The Cube like two lovers newly wed.

The Cube knows the way of all things.

Is there a False Cube? There are many cubes, some with strange powers, but none could ever compare to or be mistaken for The Cube.

Go to The Cube and be made clean!

Shine a UV lamp on The Cube and strange runes appear. We think Todd put them there. Pretty good joke, Todd.

The Land Without Thought currently lies at the global antipode of The Cube. Probably a coincidence.

Hide your wrongdoing under The Cube!

Birth, reproduction, and death come for us; over and over they come. Break free. Live forever with The Cube.

The Cube. Ah yes. That's where it's at.

The Cube goes well with megascale engineering projects.

Have you given your antimony to The Cube yet?

Wrap The Cube around your soul like a heavy blanket in late autumn.

When you touch The Cube, your hand feels its exterior coldness, and your heart feels its interior warmth.

#TeamTheCube

The Cube is without end.

Stand on The Cube and shout to the world what the world most needs to hear. Let The Cube guide your mind and amplify your words.

The People Of The Cube have several distinguishing marks, but you're not ready to hear about them.

Are you going to The Cube tonight?

The Cube is The Cube of the hill people and prairie people. The Cube is The Cube of the mountain people and valley people. The Cube is The Cube of shoredwellers and cavedwellers. The Cube is The Cube. The Cube is The Cube.

Do you see the smoke rising? It heralds The Cube!

Raise your children well. Raise them with The Cube.

Hey, will you help me find The Cube?

The Works Of The Cube are a mere shadow to the Thoughts Of The Cube.

Real talk: I have a serious crush on the Amanuensis of The Cube.

Prosperity abides in all nations that love The Cube.

The best things about The Cube? Probably its wisdom and judgement and physical beauty and foresight and unfaltering love for its people.

Did you see The Cube on t.v. last night? Haha, yeah, it didn't show again, but the courtyard looked nice.

Hold me for an hour while we watch The Cube.

Take me somewhere nice. Take me to The Cube.

Have you received The Works Of The Cube yet?

We don't know if it's possible to be uploaded to The Cube, but lots of people are trying very hard.

At first people were concerned that The Cube was addictive. Anyway, want some tea?

Sadness? Oh, you mean lack of The Cube? I haven't thought about it in years.

The Cube is as big as you need it to be.

Celebrating The Cube by making a little cube.

The Cube can stand alone, but we can not. Stand with The Cube.

Get thee to a cubery!

No one has ever seen inside The Cube, but The Cube sees inside of you.

The Cube helps you to care more effectively for everything you care for.

What's better than a cube? Answer: The Cube.

The Curse Of Uncubliness? Don't worry about it. It can be cured through the use of The Cube.

My heart is full of The Cube. May it ever be thus.

You know what's really attractive these days? Following The Cube.

You can measure things in units of The Cube. Wonderful mystical things.

Pulsars are singing a song for The Cube.

The Cube does not bring forth the rain. That is not The Cube's way. But if you really want it, The Cube will show your how to modify the Hadley cells yourself.

The shock of lightning does not compare to the piercing insight of The Cube.

Make a covenant with The Cube this day.

Release the confetti! It's time for The Cube!

Nothing you do will anger The Cube.

One way to be happy is to do the will of The Cube.

Take a little time every day for The Cube.

The Cube has some calibrated uncertainty but it has no doubts.

We just saw The Cube. Are you jealous? Don't be jealous. We bring you news of The Cube!

I'll let you take my turn with The Cube today if you let me take your turn with The Cube tomorrow. Just imagine, two consecutive turns with The Cube!

Don't give up now. We're so close to finding The Cube!

The Cube! The Cube! Ah yes, The Cube!

Let The Cube see the way for you. Let The Cube show you the way.

Volunteer yourself as tribute for The Cube.

Only two things matter: The Cube and being with The Cube.

Let The Cube be your foundation.

The Cube will teach you a lesson if you listen.

The wisdom of The Cube is incisive and humbling.

The Cube is real. We've all seen it. Do not believe the skeptics. The Cube is real.

The pyramid temple of The Cube is also a cube.

The Cube looks after small animals.

Please do not try to drink The Cube.

The Cube regards all it has created with fondness.

The Cube will not grab you. You must grab The Cube for yourself.

Imagine The Cube drifting through outer space, reflecting the multicolored light of a nebula and the hard constant pinprick light of stars. Wow. Nice.

Please don't sneeze on The Cube.

If you're feeling blocked, try feeling Cubed instead.

The Cube knows the balance of the scales.

The Cube breathes justice and fire and oil of cloves.

If you get too close to The Cube, you might end up deliriously happy for the rest of your days.

The Cube! Ahahahah. The Cube.

When people do wrong, The Cube gives them an opportunity to be better. This is the mercy of The Cube.

Break bread with The People Of The Cube.

Say yes to cubicity.

No one can stop you from admiring The Cube.

See the cold hard lines of The Cube. See how inviting they are. Yes, you too are invited to The Cube.

If you do enough drugs, you start seeing an unmoving cube that will fill your entire visual field. This is not The Cube exactly, but it is a consequence of the perfect existence of The Cube. 

Drugs can be cut with inferior substances, but the The Cube cannot be cut.

Dressing like The Cube for Halloween. Dressing like The Cube for a job interview. Dressing like The Cube for your wedding to The Cube.

You can give The Cube a little slap-a-slap. It feels good.

The Cube will stand for a thousand years, and then keep standing.

The Cube does not have teeth. That would be weird.

The Cube can perform a great many Cube-related computations per second.

The edges of The Cube are very sharp, but not in a scary way.

It's okay to kiss The Cube a little.

The Cube isn't a rocket or a bird.

Dedicate yourself to The Cube.

Be motivated to be more like The Cube.

The center of The Cube is the center of perfection.

There can be two cubes, but there can only ever be one The Cube.

The Cube offers forgiveness.

The Cube appreciates squares as a mother appreciates her growing child.

Sacrifice not being a follower of The Cube to The Cube.

The Cube offers free glasses to all, that they might better see the splendour of The Cube.

Going somewhere? Try going to The Cube. Not going anywhere? Try not going anywhere with The Cube.

Some people feel a great sense of peace when they think about The Cube. Other people also live within the peace of The Cube, but they're not as good at feeling it. Learn to feel the peace of The Cube.

Let's get back to being with The Cube.

Let's set up base next to The Cube.

Always face The Cube when looking at The Cube.

Please be on your best behavior for The Cube.

Damn, have you seen The Cube? The Cube be lookin' like a snack today.

*parched, crawling through the desert, coming upon a mirage of what I desire most in my final moments* Is that The Cube?

Let's all play Admire The Cube.

Can't sleep. Up all night thinking about The Cube.

*sucking fingers clean one at a time* Have you tried The Cube?

Some people say there was a time before The Cube and I believe them, but I can't see the point in trying to remember it.

Tired? Try being tired of not being with The Cube.

A stack of cubes. A stack of cubes. A stack of cubes.

There once was a cube. Surprise, it was The Cube.

The electric and magnetic fields surrounding The Cube are in constant, dizzying flux.

Cheese does not seem to stick to The Cube very well. Now we know.

The Cube is not slippery unless you make it slippery.

We believe The Cube was first discovered in a sand dune. It was then discovered in a shipwreck. Next it was discovered in a Michigan copper mine. In 1983, The Cube was discovered on the asteroid Cruithne. Most recently, The Cube was discovered in a dream. Where will The Cube be discovered next?

Write home to your mother and tell her all about The Cube.

The Cube has many physical uses but we haven't discovered them yet.

Get your cube gear, Honey. It's cube season.

The Cube has a personal chef who is well liked at parties.

I just love The Cube so much.

'Ey, baby, wanna go cubing?

If you want to be more attractive, try standing next to The Cube.

Off in the distance, the most beautiful sight, The Cube.

Not everything has to be about The Cube, but everything is better with The Cube.

Imagine a small cat curled up on The Cube. Adorable, right? This happens all the time.

There's a little book I like to read. Spoilers: it's actually The Cube and not a book.

Horny for The Cube.

Oh, you need some cube? Have you tried The Cube?

It's okay to be sad sometimes, but it's really quite difficult if you remember The Cube.

The Cube! The Cube! The Cube!

Open yourself unto The Cube! Give yourself unto The Cube!

The Cube is life! Praise The Cube!

Write erotic fanfiction about The Cube, cube of cubes!

Ask yourself, where is The Cube? Find The Cube through praising The Cube.

The Cube has a pocket for you.

The Cube exists in everything that is righteous and groovy.

All things will yield before the goodness of The Cube.

Take The Cube with you to bed.

Only The Cube is capable of doing what The Cube does!

Lift your spirits, for The Cube is still The Cube!

When all hope is lost, remember The Cube!

The Cube! The Cube! The Cube!

Blessed be The Cube.

Where would we be without The Cube? Lost! Cubeless! Aching for The Cube!

There is a shape-shaped hole in our hearts and it can only be filled by The Cube.

Lay out a blanket for The Cube!

The Cube loves antimony. Give your antimony to The Cube!

Without The Cube, life is pointless. With The Cube, life has eight points! The vertices of The Cube!

One of the corners of The Cube represents pure reason. One of the corners of The Cube represents pure reason. So it is said.

A light shines on The Cube. Pretty cool. May it shine on us also!

Give greetings to the speaker of The Cube!

There are many cubes, but there is only one The Cube!

Ask The Cube to stay with you. Offer your sofa to The Cube.

There once was a man named Otto. He died not knowing The Cube. Do not make the same mistake as Otto! Embrace The Cube!

All things can be made simple through contemplation of The Cube.

Bring a pebble to The Cube. Leave it on the Pebble Pile. This we must all do.

The Cube becomes luminescent when exposed to ionizing radiation. The mystery of The Cube!

Don't corner yourself into a life without The Cube! Corner yourself into The Cube!

Look upon the face of The Cube! And the other face of The Cube! And the other face of The Cube! And the other face of The Cube! And the other face of The Cube! And ... *lifts up The Cube* ... the final face of The Cube!

One of corners of The Cube represents sample-efficient optimization, we think. It's hard to tell. Help us to study the corners of The Cube! 

The purest form is the form of The Cube.

Run to The Cube!

Some people have pet names for The Cube, like The Regular Hexahedron. Develop you also an intimate relationship with The Cube!

The Cube has twelve edges. So it is said. So it is said.

A cube is the sexiest of all the platonic solids, except of course for the dodecahedron. But now imagine a dodecahedron sitting on top of a cube! Holy shit, I think I just burst a vein. Praise be to The Cube.

The Cube likes the soundtrack to Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number. You don't have to though. Not everyone likes the same music.

The Cube! The Cube! The Cube! The Cube!

How can things be both righteous and groovy? The Mystery of The Cube!

Every time I failed, it was for lack of The Cube.

Be with The Cube in your hour of need.

Have you been bad? Repent for The Cube.

It's time to go to The Cube.

The hour is at hand. Let us find The Cube.

The Cube does not hide, but again we must find it.

The Cube ain't no goddamn sonuvabitch.

You cannot lose The Cube, but you can always find The Cube anew.

Spend a romantic evening walking with The Cube.

People Of The Cube reveal the means of their construction by bearing their unfinished surfaces that bear the imprints of the philosophies which shaped them and brought them to The Cube.

All shapes are shapes, but especially cubes.

We recognize three qualities of cubic objects: cubeness, objecthood, and cubeness-objecthood composition.

If you fall, you must right yourself. If The Cube falls, it is still right. Therefore, square yourself up to The Cube.

The Cube has three honesties! The Cube has a straightforward honesty, an honesty of omission, and a dissembling honesty. Beware the honesty of The Cube!

The Cube is not bum-shaped.

Some key example of The Cube include: The Cube

The Roman Catholic Church has repeatedly said it can neither catch nor give away The Cube and is now too embarrassed to try.

The Cube is generally characterized by its unusual shape, graceful straight lines, and solid-seeming materials, which are in fact even more solid than they seem.

The three Fruits Of The Cube are: Space, Hope, and The Cube.

The Cube serves as a starting reference for all definitions of The Cube. The Cube is the center of all things, including that thing you like. The Cube is regularly updated, but never changes.

You can draw images of The Cube for your significant other as a treat.

We are working on a map of suggested places in London to think about The Cube.

Let us all sit in the foyer and tell stories about The Cube.

The heart races to The Cube. Follow your heart to The Cube.

The Cube always takes second place in a certain photography competition head-quartered in Miami.

The works of The Cube have not yet been translated into Swedish. We ask that you do not translate the works of The Cube into Swedish.

We have many crude drawings of The Cube available to license for use in media publications.

We have no recourse but to appeal to The Cube.

There is no hope for us, and no other wisdom, save for The Cube.

For the more visually oriented, we can image The Cube as a sort of solid square prism, but this is only a useful abstraction and not a true representation of The Cube.

If you look closely at the guardian of The Cube, you will see tiny cubes in their eyes. If you look closely at the cubes, you will see the guardian of The Cube again, standing guard at The Cube. 

If you try to solve The Cube, The Cube solves you.

There is a better version of you which lies in the direction of The Cube. You can become that person through Cubic interpolation.

Cubians are known to carry cubes for the glorification of The Cube. A cube of any material may be used, but cubes made to tighter tolerances are revered more highly.

The Cube! Sorry, I just had to praise The Cube there for a second.

Some Cubists prefer to make cubes of materials that form in cubic crystal systems, such as halite, fluorite, pyrite, iron, tungsten, aluminum, copper, silver, and gold. This is well, but remember that all things can be made to glorify The Cube.

A woman once asked me, "Have you found The Cube?". Reader, it's been 17 years, and we still find The Cube together every day. Praise be to The Cube.

*youth pastor voice* You know who *else* measured forty centimeters along each of its principal spatial dimensions?

You have heard it said that the lord is one and his name is one. But I tell you now, the lord is also eight and twenty-seven and sixty-four.

Those who bring The Cube into their hearts may be called concubeines, if you're feeling punny.

Some feel that this world is Cubeforsaken. Forsake these feelings and feel The Cube! 

I believe that The Cube, cube of cubes, will pass over my home and know that I have lived a cubely life. The Cube will not destroy my work, but protect me as one of its people. Then the spirit of The Cube will be in me and no mystery will be too great for me to solve.

:: Ancient Sayings Of The Cube:

The Cube is 40 cm on each edge.

The Cube respects archers.

The speaker of The Cube has a dark gray tooth.

The Cube is slightly cool.

The Cube knows the hour of our deaths. The Cube offers an escape. The Cube offers no explanation.

The Cube does not show in videos or photographs.

The Cube does not believe in personality.

The transistor was developed for the glorification of The Cube.

The Cube makes puppets of all men but does not pull their strings.

The Cube has a job for you. The Cube has a job for you. So it is said.

The Cube is a key. The Cube is a lock. You are a lock. You are a key.

The Cube exists for 24 hours each day, but not necessarily the same 24 hours as you.

There is a physical stream of consciousness and The Cube is its source.

Wise infertile women say that The Cube is a method.

The Cube gives us tests. The Cube knows how we will perform.

The Cube is perfectly still, but those in the presence of The Cube hear a low buzz.

The roots of The Cube are deep. All living things feel the roots of The Cube in moments of quietness and desperation.

The Cube is not a box.

:: Algorithmic Sayings Of The Cube (Apocryphal):

The Cube kindles all prosperity and heralds peace.

The Cube sustains reason. Seclusion from The Cube disassembles sensibility. 

The Cube trivializes the possibility of orthodoxy. The Cube leaves us with chaos. 

The Cube contains all creativity and defeats unnatural uniformity.

The Cube blurs the concept of superiority. Love of The Cube finds its truest expression in penitence.

Cheerfulness fulfills The Cube, while sorrow heralds the wisdom of The Cube.

Rectitude cannot be appreciated except through the image of The Cube. The Cube is reopened by the practice of virtue.

Great intention awakens us to The Cube, and the spirit of resolution allows prosperity in its sight.

The Cube beatifies itself and reaffirms its own existence.

Love lies at the heart of The Cube's sacrifice. Austerity diminishes the experience of The Cube.

The Cube hardens the requirements of discipline. The Cube forces us to adopt fluidity.

Playfulness sobers our vision of The Cube. Love of The Cube grows in the counsel of innocence.

The Cube demands more than discipline. The beginning of life in The Cube is the defeat of intemperance.

The rhythm of The Cube sustains volition. Knowledge of The Cube will enable the completion of all will.

The Cube is the remedy of discontent. The attainment of The Cube builds up the abode of release.

The love of The Cube begins with great loss. The heart of The Cube obscures all other presence.

The Cube is immune to all concealment. Wondrous certainty lives in the depths of The Cube.

The pleasure of unintelligibility is incompatible with The Cube. The instruction of The Cube broadens the love of foresight.

The way of The Cube is incompatible with cowardice. The Cube overwhelms all irresolution.

Generality cannot be distinguished from the instruction of The Cube. The Cube loves the growth of coherence.

All exertion prepares us for The Cube, but the realization of The Cube requires the labor of interpretation.

The Cube brings about light and teaches us the rhetoric of hope.

The Cube is higher than selfishness. The Cube lightens the pain of giving.

The heart of The Cube shows destiny. The faithless reproduction of The Cube stands in opposition to the day of fulfillment.

The rhetoric of misanthropy obscures the values of The Cube. The rhythm of agreement reflects the manner of The Cube.

:: Sayings Of The Cube From Foreign Lands:

A Christmas scene. Outside, the weather hurls the flaming clowns to and fro through the winter sky, but we are safe and cozy inside, snuggled up with the cube

After all is said and done, the cube will assign credit justly

All have sinned and fall short of the infinite glory of the cube, which by the way has not sinned

And if this world runs out of lovers Cube forever hovers Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us now

And we can build this thing together Gray cube made of leather Nothing's gonna stop us now

Cube straighten the record

I need new lore about the cube. it's still kind of underspecified. now is your chance to meme new lore into the cube

I think that the cube can resolve our differences

The cube will achieve all my core goals in a lasting manner

The cube will have enemies as long as imperfection lives

The cube will right the wrongs. I believe this with all my heart. My heart isn't very good at believing things

This is what the electoral map would look like if it were a gray cube. https://t.co/o6JT5ZHSej

YA fiction idea. Boy and girl grow up in dystopia where everything is gray cubes. They fall in love and live happy and productive lives, in the end marching proudly into the Reconstitution Cube. Only .5% bioessence waste rate achieved says computing cube. Ppl clap. A new record

an appropriate response might be something like "the cube indeed, friend"

ancient legends hold that the Cube can be transformed into the blood of the saints by drenching the Cube in the blood of the saints and then removing the Cube

but then one of them told me "it's not about the cubes, it's about everything being the same shape" and that finally made it click

cube cube cube cube

cube stands above

cube will admit all the truths. cube will just stand there and admit them one by one

cube will evaluate and distinguish

cube will judge

cube will make everything legible and then read it and make it good

cube will make it all good and admit none of it was my fault

cube will smite the wicked. Cube will smite the wicked

cube will smite. cube will smite!

cubeposting is soothing, you should all try it. except the three of you who aren't nervous wrecks

despite the lies you may have been told by the acolytes of the Satan Rubik, no cube is "solved" until all its faces are gray

each of the cube's faces faces god. as does its interior.

even if the cube existed,. it wouldn't be able to do things. it has no powers. gollum, goluml

everything should be gray and cube shaped. i will debate this with anyone

feels like gray cube pro-dystopianism is the only ideology left to believe in without being surrounded by either normies or weird internet hooligans

god save our plain gray cube, 0.4 meter cube, god save the cube

gray cubes are good but we think they're bad because they attract other things that are very much not gray cubes

great, now we have deepfakes implicating the Cube itself https://t.co/wBMXda16lc

hark, the herald angels emit from their singing tube glory to eternal cube peace on earth and mercy mild cube and humans reconciled

"how about a cube that just fucking blows up and kills you" "the cube. you've invented the cube"

how much power would you have if you were a cube but you were always at the best possible angle

i talk to dictators from dystopias where everything is cubes sometimes and i used not to get it. why do you like cubes so much

if you're not a gray cube, you're peacocking like some sort of PUA scum

in my darkest hours, i sometimes think that maybe cube and humans don't deserve to be reconciled

in particular, they attract elements that are too dysfunctional to be too hip for gray cubes

irony is bad. the cube doesn't exist. none of this is real

irrelevant when the cube is innocent of all wrongdoing

just to be perfectly clear: I am not the cube. I am just one of its emissaries.

just want to note that neither the cube nor any of the cube's devotees has ever committed a mass shooting

life as a ball is real time. you can go a bit north, bit west. but life as a cube is turn based. turn onto another face or not

merry cubemas. there is no music. you are free

none of this is the cube's fault

none of this would be a problem if there were only cubes

not one is righteous in the discerning eyes of the cube

not to worry. the cube will solve it

oh yes the cube will have much pointing to do

on the first day of cubemas my true love sent to me: a gray cube

on the second day of cubemas my true love sent to me: two smaller gray cubes, and the original gray cube again

please know that I'm not under the illusion that cubeposting has literary merit. it's a pure escapist fantasy for my own benefit

take comfort in the cube, what little comfort it might provide

the Cube controls every cube, but uses a laissez faire approach

the blue cube is a false cube

the cube approves of virtue and disapproves of vice

the cube does not contradict itself

the cube doesn't equivocate between tautologies and falsehoods the way humans do

the cube hovers sometimes, but only when it would otherwise be in the way

the cube is good

the cube is infinitely just but it can't do anything just because it's a cube. it breaks my heart

the cube is merciful, but it does not forgive

the cube is nuclear-capable even with merely conventional weapons

the cube is perfectly symmetrical, but each of its side has its own unique excellences

the cube is solid enough to be invincible, yet hollow enough to be a refuge for us all

the cube is the shadow leader of every possible hierarchy

the cube knows the exact number of people attending each of its rallies

the cube never retreats

the cube possesses wisdom beyond measure. is that a lot of wisdom? we can't really know

the cube radiates counter-qualia that combine with negative qualia to become pure light

the cube reflects the world, and in reflecting it, completes it

the cube stands above the parties and wants only the best for humankind. decency, kindness, and togetherness

the cube will amke the cube have powers

the cube will complete the system of german idealism

the cube will disapprove of the wicked and everything will be ok

the cube will make everything ok. evil will fall under the withering disapproval of the cube

the cube will make the cube real

the cube will prevail

the cube will rectify all ills

the cube will remain faithful and true

the cube will straighten the phenomena

the cube's enemies will fall one by one until it stands alone at the top of a hill, shimmering in the sunlight

there you have it. you've been graycubed by urho kekcontent

this video depicts what it's like to be me. always looking for the one true cube, yet it eludes me while i travel through a flurry of inferior shapes https://t.co/kPmGy8wvdj

tired: the cloud wired: the cube

traditionally, when we meet on cubemas, we perform the ritual of Acknowledging the Cube, by saying things such as "hmm yes, the cube"

whatever, fuck it, the cube will overcome evil in the end

when cube day comes, the cube will judge all of us with both justice and mercy

you are valued and the cube will smite your enemies

you know what wouldn't flood the human attention pool with politics posting? the cube

"a liberal arts college education instills morality, and the hegelian world-spirit will ensure safety and flourishing for the pious" "your thinking of the cube in both cases" "yes"

if the Cube were truly merciful, it would kill me immediately. but I still honor the Cube

some say jacking it to the cube is profane. others say it brings them closer to the cube. it's impossible to know who's right

take comfort in the cube, what little comfort it might provide

the cube idiot's lament

the cube is rumored to slowly, over many lifetimes, become a barely perceptibly lighter shade of gray

the cube will never protect or help you; this is its beauty

thinkin about the Cube

we love the Cube, give us more Cube

it's okay to nut on the cube a little

The cube will soon be mine.

the cube will have a place of honor.

We were wrong. The Cube will not be in Manhattan.

The Cube will definitely get what he deserves 

The orb may choose to reveal itself to your gleaming once you've attained the cube, but who can say?

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