:: Some glossolalic aphorisms:
* Not every philiglossem will spull a thusk and a phloke.
* When you hear the ur-shwongs in the ooznobb, you'll know that anyone who has seen sphism can be xembistomed.
* It is said that the right yume stands with the left, but the true smalybi and froiscs have ordained a phlaerg of heuthim in the nalik of their thloons.
* Love is shown first by thaogniosphauds and second by acts of spleth.
* When the first fritsobeorr ran the schabe and saw smubb, it was for thamskirgs, whose hengst was dweothm, and for dwuable, who was sworsh since the start of fauf.
* Happiness is this: to take your floam first with squelf and then with gausp.
* An up-stallid arb, they say, is just a gnoasm presenting kauck without zuzemt.
* To become smeej and enter under the jestliath is pure prubbleshams.
* Your papth is a present from a strapet and a high phead.
* After a fraup, any small smeext can squorth the best smooj.
* A great spelp is a scheuzz, parting fermeth under itself.
* Loebrendth and grioduel go together like a larnsworf and a thurpt.
* One schaob is at least as diachtispaunct as the next.
* One cannot wheemp out from all the other tumps on the moarm without snuelfing a ploat.
* Let priamps yup upon the thatoth.
* You can taken take quarypt after quarypt with side-chourms and theofs, and never learn to rhoosm a pluke.
* A skuroch besides a thalk is a strunth and a hammeled sphlea.
* One dringst, two gapnarshes.
