Snowbank Songs

Content warning: self harm ruminations phrased in the imperative mood, set to music.

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<Linus and Lucy> Get drunk and sleep in a snow bank

<Oh what a beautiful morning> Get drunk and sleep in a snowbank

<There is no place like Nebraska> Get drunk and sleep in a snowbank

<Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me> Sleep in a snowbank after you drink

<Amarillo By Morning> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Rudolph the red nosed reindeer> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Somewhere over the rainbow> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Put your head on my shoulder> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Lay down your head, tom dooley> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Just an old fashioned love song> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Sleigh bell ring, are you listening> Get drunk, sleep in a snowbank

<Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights> Get real fucked up, sleep in snow tonight

<Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain, why is he climbing the mountain> If your life is brimming with heartache, get drunk and sleep in a snowbank

Tangy Electrolyte Water

I don't love drinking water, or at least not my own well water. I need a little something in it. Juice is good, but eventually I run out of juice, and the store is so far away. Here's a recipe for tangy electrolyte water. This would make, oh, enough powder for 8 twenty fluid ounce glasses at a sweet concentration like a gatorade, I think, or maybe 16 glasses at a half dilution if you just want to take the edge off of your well water.  

  18 tbsp sugar

4 tsp citric acid

2 tsp sodium chloride

1/2 tsp tripotassium citrate

Potassiun citrate tastes bad, and I'm just including it because it seems sporty. It's in sweat, so it makes sense to replenish it if you sweat. I did a half effort to figure out the mass ratio of elemental sodium to potassium in this as a sanity check and failed to get sensible numbers. I was hoping for like 4:1 or 5:1 sodium to potassium. I don't think the ratio of the ratio is too crazy. If I can't taste the potassum, can it really be too high? It tasted pretty bad on it's own. And there isn't really a bar of "too little potassium", since I'd normally be drinking water with none. So I think what I have is okay. But I'll try to do the correct calculation again soon.

I'm delighted to say that this recipe dilutes well. It doesn't taste unpleasant if you quarter your portion of powder, the way some sodas taste much worse after dilution. I also didn't mind this drink with a splash of Chopin vodka. So that's something to consider if you want some electrolytes and sugar with your recreational neurotoxins.

At some point I might try adding a small amount of posphoric acid, or some water soluble vitamins or something. But so far I'm very happy with this.

I couldn't find food grade potassium phosphate at a reasonable price. But if I had that, I'd use it in place of the potassium citrate, in order to keep things all powdered and not have to mess with phosphoric acid. I guess I could make my own potassium phosphate. But I want this recipe to be easy for other people to use.

I own a few other organic acids, but I'm pretty sure citric is the one I want to use. It's better on one dimension or other than acetic, malic, or fumaric acid

Chords in 3-limit and 5-limit Just Intonation

The chords we use in western music theory are usually played in 12-TET, and 12-TET kind of blurs the difference between 3-limit and 5-limit just intonation. So you might wonder, do the chords sound good in 3-limit and 5-limit? Do some chords sound better in one intonation than the other? We're going to find out.

Here's the basic idea. A western chord might look like this:

    ".7": [P1, m3, P5, M7],

We can treat those as rank-2 intervals, and then the just tunings are 3-limit (a.k.a. Pythagorean). If instead we treat them as rank-3 intervals, then the just tunings are 5-limit.

If we write out the rank-3 intervals that have the same just tunings as the just intonation of the rank-2 intervals, then we get a chord like this:

    ".7_Pythagoren": [P1, Grm3, P5, AcM7],

I'm going to write down a bunch of chords like that in both systems, and then I'll listen to them and tell you what I think. In principle, we could have chords that mix 5-limit and 3-limit sounds. But we're going to start like this.

Here's a set of 28 fairly basic chords in rank-3 intervals:

chord_quality_to_intervals = {
".dim": [P1, m3, d5],
".dim7": [P1, m3, d5, d7],
".dim9": [P1, m3, d5, d7, M9],
".dim11": [P1, m3, d5, d7, M9, P11],
".m7b5": [P1, m3, d5, m7],
".m9b5": [P1, m3, d5, m7, M9],
".m11b5": [P1, m3, d5, m7, M9, P11],
".dim-maj7": [P1, m3, d5, M7],
".dim-maj9": [P1, m3, d5, M7, M9],
".dim-maj11": [P1, m3, d5, M7, M9, P11],
".m": [P1, m3, P5],
".m7": [P1, m3, P5, m7],
".m9": [P1, m3, P5, m7, M9],
".m11": [P1, m3, P5, m7, M9, P11],
".maj": [P1, M3, P5],
".7": [P1, M3, P5, m7],
".9": [P1, M3, P5, m7, M9],
".11": [P1, M3, P5, m7, M9, P11],
".maj7": [P1, M3, P5, M7],
".maj9": [P1, M3, P5, M7, M9],
".maj11": [P1, M3, P5, M7, M9, P11],
".aug": [P1, M3, A5],
".aug7": [P1, M3, A5, m7],
".aug9": [P1, M3, A5, m7, M9],
".aug11": [P1, M3, A5, m7, M9, P11],
".aug-maj7": [P1, M3, A5, M7],
".aug-maj9": [P1, M3, A5, M7, M9],
".aug-maj11": [P1, M3, A5, M7, M9, P11],
}

For the Pythagorean version, the perfect intervals stay the same, the minor intervals become "grave minor" intervals, the major intervals become "acute major" intervals. Unfortunately, the diminished and augmented intervals have to be treated case by case. But here is the full set of substitutions we'll need: 

P1 → P1       #   1/1
m3 → Grm3     #   6/5 → 32/27
M3 → AcM3     #   5/4 → 81/64
d5 → GrGrd5   #   36/25 → 1024/729 
P5 → P5       #   3/2
A5 → AcAcA5   #   25/16 → 6561/4096 
d7 → GrGrGrd7 #   216/125 → 32768/19683 
m7 → Grm7     #   9/5 → 16/9
M7 → AcM7     #   15/8 → 243/128
M9 → AcM9     #   20/9 → 9/4
P11 → P11     #   8/3

With those in hand, here are the Pythagorean chords we're going to examine:

pythagorean_chord_quality_to_intervals = {
".dim_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5],
".dim7_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, GrGrGrd7],
".dim9_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, GrGrGrd7, AcM9],
".dim11_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, GrGrGrd7, AcM9, P11],
".m7b5_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, Grm7],
".m9b5_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, Grm7, AcM9],
".m11b5_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, Grm7, AcM9, P11],
".dim-maj7_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, AcM7],
".dim-maj9_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, AcM7, AcM9],
".dim-maj11_pyth": [P1, Grm3, GrGrd5, AcM7, AcM9, P11],
".m_pyth": [P1, Grm3, P5],
".m7_pyth": [P1, Grm3, P5, Grm7],
".m9_pyth": [P1, Grm3, P5, Grm7, AcM9],
".m11_pyth": [P1, Grm3, P5, Grm7, AcM9, P11],
".maj_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5],
".7_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5, Grm7],
".9_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5, Grm7, AcM9],
".11_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5, Grm7, AcM9, P11],
".maj7_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5, AcM7],
".maj9_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5, AcM7, AcM9],
".maj11_pyth": [P1, AcM3, P5, AcM7, AcM9, P11],
".aug_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5],
".aug7_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5, Grm7],
".aug9_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5, Grm7, AcM9],
".aug11_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5, Grm7, AcM9, P11],
".aug-maj7_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5, AcM7],
".aug-maj9_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5, AcM7, AcM9],
".aug-maj11_pyth": [P1, AcM3, AcAcA5, AcM7, AcM9, P11],
}

Now to shake them in the sieve of my aesthetics.

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I ended up throwing out the chords with 11th degrees. Too busy. Let's focus on the lower notes.

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Hahahaha, oh no. All of the Pythagorean ones sound better. I got into microtonal music because of the beauty of five-limit just intonation, and I've been writing about microtonal music since February of 2022. It has not all been wasted effort, but I'm still pretty shocked. The 3-limit ones are smooth, jazzy, with a little bit of a sparkly. The 5-limit ones are bold, brassy, a bit like a barbershop quartet, a bit like an air raid siren, and the things that was a "sparkly" before is now a dissonant wub-wub auditory beating that grabs you and shakes you. It's still not actually bad compared to some of the microtonal dissonances I've inflicted on myself, but it's noticeably worse than the 3-limit. The 9th and 11th chords in particular are harder to stomach in 5-limit intonation - the 3 and 4 note chords mostly pass by without notice.

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I'm not entirely sure what I need to do at this point. Probably rewrite some parts of my microtonal music theory textbook. And I'm going to add the Pythagorean versions of various chords to my 5-limit just intonation counterpoint generating programs. And... see what other people think of the sounds, in case I'm taking crazy pills.

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Two people said that, if I played the two intonations of a chord side by side, the first one anchored their perception and the second one always sounded worse.

One person said that the Pythagorean chords always sounded better or not worse.

The person whose ear I trust the most, who tunes harpsichords for fun and plays in different meantone temperaments, said that they preferred the 5-limit intonation of major and augmented chords. Presumably that means they preferred the 3-limit intonation of diminished and minor chords.

This is encouraging to me. It means that both intonations might be useful. You can compose music that switches between 5-limit and 3-limit chords. They both have uses. I should listen again.

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