Mickey Avalon has a rap song full of insults of male genitals. It's not my favorite, I probably haven't even listened to it all the way through, but the insult format is an earworm for me now. So here are some new Mickey Avalon insults.
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My dick, more famous than Jesus. Your dick, six different diseases.
My dick, majestic and stately. Your dick disappoints people greatly.
My dick, perfect, everlasting. Your dick needs a sand blasting.
My dick, clearly superior. Your dick, festering exterior.
My dick needs no introduction. Your dick fails at seduction.
My dick, apotheosis. Your dick, uncertain prognosis.
My dick stands at attention. Your dick, held in suspension.
My dick works at peak performance. Your dick brings unique torments.
My dick, too big to hold. Your dick, looks like it's cold.
My dick, artistic, aesthetic. Your dick, sad and pathetic.
My dick, worth its weight in platinum. Your dick, evicted from a rat slum.
