Uhhh, this is your Captain speaking. I don't know about you folks, but me and the rest of your crew here on Delta flight 11-36 have been getting pretty bored with the classic six translational and rotational dimensions of rigid body motion. Bored, bored, bored. Uhhhh. We talked it over good and long up here. At first we thought about spicing things up with a longitudinal cabin separation. But that doesn't leave much chance for arriving at O'Hare on time, and we're sure not lookin to inconvenience nobody. Scotty said we should do one of those, quote, "sick ass twisty optimus prime transformer changes". Don't worry, folks, I talked him down. No telling which of us would end up in the pilot seat in that scenario, and not all of us can fly as well as I do when we're this hammered. Ultimately we decided a nice little Chiral Flip would be just the thing to make this flight a memorable one. Now, I'm pretty sure I see a toggle here in front of me that would do the trick. No idea what else it could be for. So we're just, uh, just gonna try it. Please remain seated, hold on to something sturdy, and don't be alarmed in a moment if your heart is beating on th'other side of your chest. All according to plan. I'd also like to say, on behalf of Delta Airlines, we thank you for flying with us and we hope to see you again soon. If this works, we might even flip you back next time. Here we go!
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