God has a pocket
It wiggles occasionally
The wiggles are bound
Differential equationally
God has a pocket
It's filled up with mice
He won't ever show you
There's no asking price
God has a pocket
He slips in some grapes
The grapes are all eaten
By wiggling shapes
God has a pocket
With seedy mouse poop
He won't ever show you
So don't try to snoop
God has a pocket
It's warm and malodorant
An angel once screamed
At the swarm when he showed her it
God has a pocket
For feces and vermin
He tickles it gently
When he delivers a sermon
God has a pocket
We don't voice our complaints
But it takes all the wills
Of the angels and saints
God has a pocket
And some very nice chairs with him
He sits alone on his thrones
And calls his mice seraphim
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