June Cash's prune mash
Joe Exotic's probiotics
John Candy's Yukon brandy
Pat Nixon's fat vixens
Bob Dylan's mob fill in
In the new X Men movie, Bob Dylan's Blob (villain)
Bog body's hot toddies
Keith Urban's false teeth bourbon
Luca Turin's sambuca urine
Mariah Carey's papaya sherry
Beegie Adair's Fiji beachwear
Brad Mehldau's handheld cows
Brad Mehldau's sad yelled vows
Craig Ferguson's egg and burger den
Eugene O'Neill's new wiener-mobiles
FKA Twig's Chef's clay braised ribs
Tom Cruise's bomb boozes
Regis Philbin's egregious krill gin
John Hartford's drawn shortsword
John Hartford's lawn dart board
Keanu Reeves' free bamboo leaves
Keanu Reeves' pee on your eaves
Keanu Reeves' peon who grieves
Etienne Bezout's eighty pen Canadian day zoo where Kuwaiti wrens chase you
Matthew McConaughey's bathroom sink consomme
Matthew McConaughey's national holiday
Matthew McConaughey's value salmonidae
Ostrich's eldritch coss stitches
Sarah Perry's caldera aerie
Tyler The Creator's compiler and collator
Tyne Daly's slimy bailey's
When a fanfiction author denatures milk on a peat bog, you get Eliezer Yudkowsky's smelly heather mud cow cheese
Xxxtentacion's biconvex pen microphone
Xxxtentacion's double shot of cortisone
Xxxtentacion's intersex zen chaperone
Young Thug's dung bugs
Zach Braff's laugh tracks
When he titters energetically about the memory of trying to take a photo of a Himalayan man's crook, that's Zach Braff's yak staff macrograph flashback crack laugh
Curtis Yarvin's dwarven myrtus
Manuel Noriega's scanned, well-worn rig veda
McCoy Tyner's Big Boy diner
Vladimir Lenin's bad antivenin
Tony Shalhoub's bronchial tubes
Tony Shalhoub's phony wool pubes
Tony Shalhoub's bone stock cubes
Vince Guaraldi's wince (bell's palsy)
Steve Bannnon's leaf tannins
Björk Guðmundsdóttir's dork alma mater
Björk Guðmundsdóttir's corked tonic water
Björk Guðmundsdóttir's dark roman squatter
Orson Scott Card's portion of Scotchgard
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