Rhyming Celebrity Items

June Cash's prune mash

Joe Exotic's probiotics

John Candy's Yukon brandy

Pat Nixon's fat vixens

Bob Dylan's mob fill in

In the new X Men movie, Bob Dylan's Blob (villain)

Bog body's hot toddies

Keith Urban's false teeth bourbon

Luca Turin's sambuca urine

Mariah Carey's papaya sherry

Beegie Adair's Fiji beachwear

Brad Mehldau's handheld cows

Brad Mehldau's sad yelled vows

Craig Ferguson's egg and burger den

Eugene O'Neill's new wiener-mobiles

FKA Twig's Chef's clay braised ribs

Tom Cruise's bomb boozes

Regis Philbin's egregious krill gin

John Hartford's drawn shortsword

John Hartford's lawn dart board

Keanu Reeves' free bamboo leaves

Keanu Reeves' pee on your eaves

Keanu Reeves' peon who grieves

Etienne Bezout's eighty pen Canadian day zoo where Kuwaiti wrens chase you

Matthew McConaughey's bathroom sink consomme

Matthew McConaughey's national holiday

Matthew McConaughey's value salmonidae

Ostrich's eldritch coss stitches

Sarah Perry's caldera aerie

Tyler The Creator's compiler and collator

Tyne Daly's slimy bailey's

When a fanfiction author denatures milk on a peat bog, you get Eliezer Yudkowsky's smelly heather mud cow cheese

Xxxtentacion's biconvex pen microphone

Xxxtentacion's double shot of cortisone

Xxxtentacion's intersex zen chaperone

Young Thug's dung bugs

Zach Braff's laugh tracks

When he titters energetically about the memory of trying to take a photo of a Himalayan man's crook, that's Zach Braff's yak staff macrograph flashback crack laugh

Curtis Yarvin's dwarven myrtus

Manuel Noriega's scanned, well-worn rig veda

McCoy Tyner's Big Boy diner

Vladimir Lenin's bad antivenin

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